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i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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the best fucking vine video ever
(Source: youtube.com)
In sixth grade this Pakistani girl who sat it front of me saw me wearing a shirt with a Hawaiian hula girl on it and she said really loudly for the whole class to hear “aren’t you a little too GAY for that shirt?” and I was just like “aren’t you a little too HAIRY for that skirt?” and she started crying and the funniest part is I ended up being gay anyway
(Source: televandalist)
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
“As quick as it went in, it came out” - NBC Announcers.
(Source: zetterberg)
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers)
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
(Source: shitshilarious)
Should’ve stuck to the status quo
Us cellists r crazy mother fuckers
o m g
(Source: br3akfastclub)
